busy reading smut
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Details
🚫 If you see this bookmark, take the hint: things are getting steamy, and interruptions are not welcome.
The “Go Away I’m Busy Reading Smut” bookmark is for the unapologetically spicy readers who need uninterrupted time with their favorite fictional lovers.
Bookmark Details:
- Printed on 90 lb cardstock
- Laminated for extra protection and durability
- Rounded corners for a polished finish
- Single-sided design (back features shop logo)
- Approx. 2" x 6" (slight size variations may occur)
- Colors may vary slightly due to screen differences
🛠 A Few Quick Notes:
All bookmarks are made to order — we don’t keep a large inventory, which helps reduce waste and allows for more variety. Please allow a few extra days for production.
Our workspace is pet-friendly. While we do our best keep everything clean and hair-free, those with severe allergies should keep this in mind before ordering.
Designed and handmade by a small, woman-owned business that lives for fantasy, romance, and a really good plot twist.
Materials + Care
BOOKMARKS
Printed on sturdy 90lb cardstock and sealed with heatless lamination, these cuties are made to mark your spot in style. Rounded corners mean no pokey edges — just smooth page-saving goodness.
HOW TO KEEP IT CUTE
Treat them like your favorite book boyfriend: don’t bend, soak, or leave them out in the sun too long. While they're tough little things, they are handmade — so show ‘em a little love and they'll stick with you through every plot twist.